COVID Tested Positive For Ice-Cream!

Ice-cream positive for COVID-19

I’m not happy, at all. Something just happened this morning and me, I must talk. I don’t know who sent me message but that was how I left my house to the supermarket yesterday evening. I left the closest one to my house and went all the way to the one very far from the […]

Frequently Asked Questions on Foreign Currency Domiciliary Transfers

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While we’re on the subject of foreign currency withdrawals in line with the CBN mandate, it won’t hurt to answer a few questions that might be burning in your hearts as per this issue. Here goes: Q1: Can a customer transfer funds from his domiciliary account with Sterling Bank to his domiciliary account with another […]

Any Side You Dey, We Gat You!

SWAN

How Oliver De Coque came back from the dead is beyond me. I remember my Daddy always singing and dancing to ‘Funny funny identity’ as a young child, only to wake up a few mornings ago to hear the Marvin Boss launch the ‘Stingy Men Association of Nigeria’ (SMAN), singing the infamous De Coque anthem. […]

Fighting COVID In A Recession

Recession

Definitely not a walk in the park. Just a few months ago, we slid into a recession after an 8-month lockdown, characterized by job losses and skeletal business activities. Last week, we talked about how the year ‘Chwenchi Chwenchi‘ went and how all of a sudden, ‘money no dey Lagos‘ and just yesterday, we were […]

Money No Dey Lagos!

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First, the Lagos Anthem (In English 😅) Every night, Bentley,Every night, Rolls RoyceOn the toll gate road, we are going to chop lifeMy friend is driving an Aston Martin, I’m driving a BugattiEvery Friday night, we are going to chop lifeYet, they will say… —————————–Omoniyi Temidayo Raphael, World President. Eko WenjeleLet’s get it straight, there […]

‘Chwenchi Chwenchi’

Serious

Long and Short Year When the lion himself, Indaboski, called 2020 the year of lefasefare, nobody knew what he actually meant, but that has been the summary of 2020; confusing. It was a long and challenging year, a year of so many happenings yet so little happening. Everybody agrees that it was a long year but somehow […]

CBN Has Come Again!

CBN

Wahala for who go bank with old cheque book! Double wahala for who no come read the email wey we send dem on top this matter before dem comot go bank! That’s how you will just be waltzing into the banking hall to withdraw your millions before the crowd will greet you, ‘happy new year’. […]

NEW YEAR…NEW ME!

Fireworks display

With the series of events that happened in 2020, you’d almost feel like you were in a movie, right? It is a fact that we are ending this year with way thicker skin than we started off with, now we can tell our grandkids our experiences during the great pandemic, how hugging your loved ones […]

Wait For It!

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The end is priceless! Who remembers the PS5 trend on social? I saw some really funny prank videos. Gosh! The things some guys would do to have it and how the girlfriends laughed so hard at the frustration of the expectant gamers. It quickly reminded me about an incident that took place during the lockdown. […]

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