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65!! so young, yet so old!

When I was younger, I used to hate Lady Flora and Lord Frederick. Honestly, if we’re keeping it real, if not wickedness, how do you explain this creation called Nigeria? But with age, while I still side-eye them, I’ve also come to see the hidden blessing: we got a country. Messy, diverse, sometimes chaotic but a real mix of cultures and people that make us who we are.

 

The Power of Small Fixes

“The Power of Small Fixes,” is a special edition celebrating the creation and success of SeaBaas, a homegrown core banking solution. It argues that simple solutions to everyday problems can lead to revolutionary change, much like the Wright brothers’ first flight. The document highlights the advantages of this locally-developed system over foreign alternatives, including: * Significant cost savings, reinvested into the local economy. * The creation of over 1,000 new jobs. * A design specifically tailored to the realities of the Nigerian and African markets.

Happy July, welcome to H2 (New).

Not much to say really. This edition gives small nuggets on planning for the future, not being a nuisance to society by littering and is sponsored by an institution who thinks you guys listen to us because we no Dey lie give you – pls show them some love if necessary!

PBUY
Lady Khaf.

Don’t let April fool you!

I really just wanted to say that – there’s no deep insight coming after this opening line.

The tokenism that is DEI really showed up in the behaviour of offices around the world. At home, everyone was disrespectful and justifying the disrespect of a sitting female senator, throwing CEOs into disarray for a little power disruption. Because after all, shit happens…

Eid Mubarak!

Welcome to a new quarter. New month. Probably the same ol’ shit – but we move anyway!”

Lady Khaf

2025 is Active!

My dad told me that it is the 10-year-old today that will enjoy the policies we are currently experiencing. I say Amen to that for Gen Alpha o. Please mark this edition and show them to say that that the prophesy was revealed by Serious. If you are above 10, just take it that you will enjoy in Nigeria o, but it will be in old age. Given that, please try and live a little and take the opportunities you get for enjoyment to fully enjoy your life. 

I don’t have any deep wisdom for the new year, I just want to wish us all the best, may our shock absorbers be functioning always and may we be ready and able to deal with anything that gets thrown our way. 

Love, light and the best shock absorber.

Lady Khaf

Independence Edition 2024 

No matter the condition, party go still dey. How can my team want to forget that today is a birthday celebration? Afterall, we’re sending this from home. Thank you to all our sponsors for making us comfortable there – Imperium for light, Altpower for AC, Altmall for laptop, Fairmall for food. Ese o, Dalu, Nagode, Modupe, Msugh, Sosono! At least one of these thank you’s will be your own!

New national anthem, new age, same ol’ shit though, nothing new to see here. Shege is pro max, jollof is expensive, nothing can stop a party, even fuel queues dey learn about the Nigerian spirit.

I leave you with very wise words from a dear friend K10 – no matter the weight of elephant, e no fit cause earthquake. Keep going, Nigerians. Earthquake no dey.

Lady Khaf

Mid-Year Edition 2024 

Happy new month and happy H2. Not much to say but keep on keeping on.

We dey your side. 

Lady Khaf

April’s Edition 2024 

April marks a fresh start as we enter the second quarter, with the year so far being quiet. Facing economic challenges, this edition focuses on fostering happiness amidst our national circumstances. 

With rising fuel prices, it encourages adopting healthier lifestyles and understanding the true value of money through our feature, ‘how much is money?’. 

Embracing resilience, as captured by @duchesskkk’s witty remark, ‘nyash no get teeth but e dey cut shit’, we remain optimistic. Wishing love, light, and strength to all.

Lady Khaf

New Year’s Edition 2024 

Happy new year o, the traffic wey we see for 2023 no be from here. Anyway, new year, new we, abi?

See ehn, the only prediction I have for 2024 is don’t let anything surprise you, if you get lemon, make all sorts with it abeg (within the law, don’t let NAFDAC catch you o, Ehen). MFJPM.

Love and light in this new year!

Lady Khaf

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